75 Funny and Sweet School Jokes for Kids

Sometimes you just need a good laugh, and your students do too! Whether it’s a chuckle about classrooms, students, supplies, or teachers, these school jokes for kids are just the thing to take in when you need a bit of humor during the day.

Our Favorite School Jokes for Kids

1. What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?

\"School

Hisssssstory.

2. Which school supply is king of the classroom?

\"Which

A ruler.

3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

\"Why

Because her students were so bright.

4. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?

\"What

Time to run!

5. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

\"What

Spelling!

6. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

\"Which

The “C.”

7. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?

\"What\'s

In kindergarden.

8. Why did the teacher draw on the window?

\"Why

Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

9. What do elves learn in school?

\"What

The elf-a-bet.

10. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

\"Funny

Because he kept telling yolks.

11. Why did the dog do so well in school?

\"Why

Because he was the teacher’s pet.

12. Why are fish so smart?

\"Why

Because they live in schools.

13. Why do magicians do so well in school?

\"Why

They’re good at trick questions.

14. What do you need to go to high school?

\"What

A ladder.

15. Why did the kid eat his homework?

\"Why

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

16. Why isn’t there a clock in the library?

\"Why

Because it tocks too much.

17. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?

\"Why

He wanted to test the water.

18. What kind of school do surfers go to?

\"What

Boarding school.

19. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

\"What

Looking sharp!

20. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?

\"What

Pick them up and roll them back!

21. Why was the broom late for school?

\"Why

He over-swept.

22. Which building has the most stories?

\"Which

The library!

23. How many letters are in the alphabet?

\"How

11: T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

24. How do fish get to school?

\"How

The octobus!

25. Why did the jellybean go to school?

\"Why

To become a Smartie!

26. What does your computer do for lunch?

\"What

Has a byte!

27. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

\"What

The thesaurus.

28. What did the buffalo say at drop-off?

\"What

Bi-son.

29. What does a book do in the winter?

\"What

Puts on a jacket.

30. What did the paper say to the pencil?

\"What

Write on!

31. What contest do skunks win at school?

\"What

The smelling bee!

32. Why do calculators make great friends?

\"Why

You can always count on them.

33. What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?

\"What

Skydiving school.

34. What should you grow in a school garden?

\"What

Human beans.

35. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane?

\"Why

To achieve a higher education.

36. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?

\"Why

Because they keep getting lost at C.

37. Why do music teachers need a ladder?

\"Why

To reach the high notes.

38. How do bees get to school?

\"How

On the school buzz.

39. Why is history a sweet subject?

\"Why

Because it has many dates.

40. Why didn’t the sun go to college?

\"Why

Because it already has many degrees.

41. What is the blackboard’s favorite drink?

\"What

Hot CHALKolate.

42. What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject?

\"What\'s

MOTHematics.

43. Who is everyone’s best friend at school?

\"Who

The princiPAL.

44. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

\"Why

It’s not right.

45. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?

\"Why

To stay in shape.

46. Which animal cheats on exams?

\"Which

A CHEATah.

47. What are the 10 things teachers can always count on?

\"What

Their fingers.

48. How do you make seven an even number?

\"How

By removing the S.

49. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?

\"How

Her keys were on the piano.

50. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

\"What

A synonym roll.

51. What school does an ice cream man go to?

\"What

Sundae school.

52. What’s so fresh in the chemistry class?

\"What’s

The experiMINTS.

53. Why does the math class make students sad?

\"Why

Because it is full of problems.

54. Which is the tallest school building?

\"Which

The library, because it has so many stories.

55. Why are music teachers good baseball players?

\"Why

Because they have a perfect pitch.

56. What do you call a classmate with a dictionary in their pants?

\"What

Smartie pants.

57. Who’s the superhero in computer class?

\"Who\'s

The Screen Saver!

58. What did the paper say to the pen?

\"What

You have a good point.

59. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

\"What

The blackboard.

60. Why do we measure a snake in inches?

\"Why

Because it doesn’t have feet.

61. Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?

GeomeTREE.

62. What’s the most tired school supply?

\"What\'s

A knapsack.

63. Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window?

\"Why

She wanted to see time fly.

64. Which are the smartest letters of the alphabet?

\"Which

The (wise) Ys.

65. Why do fireflies get bad grades at school?

\"Why

Because they are not bright enough.

66. Why is the obtuse angle always upset?

\"Why

He can never be right!

67. What’s a frog’s favorite year?

\"What\'s

A leap year.

68. Which state is called the land of pencils?

\"Which

Pennsylvania.

69. Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?

\"Which

Mathachusetts!

70. How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?

\"How

Because it has so many rings!

71. What does a spider do on the Internet?

\"What

Create a WEBsite.

72. When do student astronauts eat?

\"When

During launch time.

73. What are the coolest letters of the alphabet?

\"What

AC.

74. What makes a circle overqualified?

\"What

It has 360 degrees!

75. How much do computers eat for lunch?

\"How

A byte.

Want even more school jokes for kids? Check out our math jokes, history jokes, science jokes, grammar jokes, and music jokes.

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